the world needs to be aware of bernice
hey baby are you into
broke unstable losers
trying to eat healthy like
took my last shower of 2014 <3
don’t you mean first
don’t you mean 2013 then??
ALRIGHT SO IT’S 2:30 IN THE MORNING AND I WAS JUST ABOUT TO FALL ASLEEP AND THEN I SAT UP AND ALMOST SCREAMED BECAUSE I WAS STRUCK WITH REALIZATION AND I DISCOVERED THE ULTIMATE TRUTH OF THE UNIVERSE
TELETUBBIES ARE CALLED TELETUBBIES BECAUSE THEY HAVE TELEVISIONS IN THEIR STOMACHS
an artist is stranded on a desert island alone and decides to pass the time by drawing. less that a minute after they take out a sketchbook, one lone person washes up on the island and desperately says “oh my god you can draw can you draw me”
when you and your friend say the same thing at the same time
Sign this petition
Jimmy’s wearing Shaq’s jacket and it might be the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever seen.