Paris Hilton as a DJ



secretrainbowpigeons:

I can’t believe the US is gonna rename the World Cup to Uncle Sam’s Soccer Slamdown when it wins


waaty:

“gay baby jail” is a joke rich with many layers of humor.

how can you tell if a baby is gay? why would a baby go to jail? why is there a jail specifically for gay babies? what crime could a gay baby have committed? are these crimes so common that a jail must specifically be built for gay babies? the questions are endless.


somefancyname:

me

dutchster:

gordon ramsay congratulates a contestant


snorlaxatives:

me in the club

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bitter-ghost:

come lay down next to me and i’ll tell you about all the dogs i saw today 


mihrstears:

send this to your crush. just. just do it


contraception:

when ur best friend is sad

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lion:

when you open the fridge after your mom went grocery shopping




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