Paris Hilton as a DJ
I can’t believe the US is gonna rename the World Cup to Uncle Sam’s Soccer Slamdown when it wins
“gay baby jail” is a joke rich with many layers of humor.
how can you tell if a baby is gay? why would a baby go to jail? why is there a jail specifically for gay babies? what crime could a gay baby have committed? are these crimes so common that a jail must specifically be built for gay babies? the questions are endless.
gordon ramsay congratulates a contestant
me in the club
come lay down next to me and i’ll tell you about all the dogs i saw today
send this to your crush. just. just do it
when ur best friend is sad
when you open the fridge after your mom went grocery shopping