netflixz:

driving past your old elementary school likeimage


feedingobjects:

Hey. Hey! Miley! No. No, Miley. No. We eat like grown ups in this house! I thought you were a big girl, but I don’t see anything but babies around here. And babies go to bed at 7pm. No? You’re not a baby? Okay. Then eat your food. Miley. Eat. No. NO! STOP IT! NO!


homierectus:

drake be on another plane


lawebloca:

The salmon send their best assassin

lawebloca:

The salmon send their best assassin



wellthatsadorable:

"WHATEVER, KAREN."


costconiall:

did i ever tell u guys i had a rapping phase in 6th grade and i memorized the entire 3rd verse in love the way u lie to impress people and i was confident as hell so i asked people during recess who wanted to hear me rap and my crush said “i do” and i was like fuk and i was like “alright!! haha!!! :)” and i started rapping the whole thing and in the middle of the verse he looks up and walks away and to this day i cant listen to love the way u lie without crying


lakidaa:

i like how his mom is immediately on his side and about to getaway car them off 


i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed:

pussykraken:

i honestly dont know how, when early 2000s dreamworks execs were faced with producing a cheap and fast knock-off capitalising of the success of finding nemo,  a movie composed of celebrities faces mo-capped and pasted onto uncanny valley fish people, fish puns, baffling attempts at hip-hop culture, mafia movie tropes, a plot stolen from a spaghetti western, a subplot shitting on L.A and jack black converged into existence but The Lord finds a way

dont you dare talk shit about Shark Tale who the fuck even are you


seifukucat:

damnit grandpa it’s 2021, they’re not spiders anymore, they’re arachnid americans and more importantly my friends



dylanohcryin:

do u ever daydream about decorating ur first apartment bc i do


egg-rolls:

when u stand up 2 fast n suddenly ur floatin thru space n time


vincentvangoth:

when u miss the last step on the stairs

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carriesfirstperiod:

my mom just looked at a spider at our kitchen and yelled “why do you have to be like that? you dont need that many eyes or legs you need to stop”


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