dylanohcryin:

do u ever daydream about decorating ur first apartment bc i do


egg-rolls:

when u stand up 2 fast n suddenly ur floatin thru space n time


vincentvangoth:

when u miss the last step on the stairs

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carriesfirstperiod:

my mom just looked at a spider at our kitchen and yelled “why do you have to be like that? you dont need that many eyes or legs you need to stop”


Your handwriting. The way you walk. Which china pattern you choose. It’s all giving you away. Everything you do shows your hand. Everything is a self-portrait. Everything is a diary.
Chuck Palahniuk  (via wholelottaperfect)

bausprouse:

richarcl:

the truth about cowboys

is that Pharrell




illkim:

"Mom can we get McDonalds?"

"Eat what’s in the fridge"

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theyellowbrickroad:

theyellowbrickroad:

Somebody has been secretly eating some of my peanuts at work and I am appalled

I’m just kidding, I just like to spread malicious rumors in the workplace. The tension makes it a more fun environment to work in


gnarly:

Waking up in the middle of the night and realizing you still have time to sleep

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committedfalpal:

Jimmy reads some #AwkwardBreakup tweets. 


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